Valhalla Biotech
ENTERTAINMENT SERVICES DIVISION

EXPERIMENTAL AUDITORY HYPNOTHERAPY &
SUBLIMINAL PROGRAMMING ARCHIVES


CLICK AWAY!
(music: PK/GD lyrics: GD)

i. Positive Feedback Loop (One Click Away)

Love, she said
you gotta put that stupid thing down
It's fucked with your head
it strips away your soul bit by bit
Your biases you hardly can control or even notice
A positive feedback loop's in place
where wounds are exposed, passions inflamed
with satisfaction just one click away

I can't leave my post
for fear of missing out on something
I'm rapt or exposed
the content's free to get the best of me
I'll get my fix
a short-lived release
a rat in captivity
with a positive feedback loop engaged
I feel more alone with each friend I make
Rejection is just one click away

Comes the day when social media feels like a prison
that's when I tune out to take a pause
Well I've heard that they're working on an algorithm
guaranteed to subsidize my flaws

Link! Subscribe! Opt-in to the data stream!
Brand! Re-brand! Branch out! Work on networking!
Turn on! Sign in, and review! Exercise your voice!
Re-share content! Advertise! Earn your bonus points!

Don't you love me?
Love me...



ii. Click Farm

To satisfy the daily me
all the ads are customized
to all urges, quantified
The apogee of apathy
you must consider every trick
to maintain your monthly clicks

When profits take a dive, and your guestbook's looking dry
it's time to call the Click Farm

We simulate all day, fake traffic to your place
it may not help but it cannot harm

You know appearances count
with our little bitty clicks, build your little business

You're multi-national now
and you've got a little buzz, on social media because

You'll have a million hits, now you look serious
and you can thank the Click Farm

We used to have a staff, well that's all in the past
we do it now with click bots

Thank you Click Farm
we can optimize your visibility
Thank you Click Farm
and soon you'll be a star



iii. ONLY LISTEN TO THIS SECTION IF YOU TRULY WANT WEALTH AND SECURITY

Now that we got you hooked,
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Connecting for real - projecting the ideal
Are you one of the cool, cool-hunters?
Do you follow the cool, cool-hunters?

Now that we've got your number,
there are 5 THINGS THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
just CLICK RIGHT HERE!

You just won't believe the latest!
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The house has the upper hand
but winning's not the reason we play
Something clicks inside our heads
and one to zero something we cannot control
But still you'll try to abstain
and when you do
I'm sure you'll tell us all...